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1 is quiet well-known, i arguably think. can`t say i`ve ever come across the one below.
I`m Shy, Mary Ellen:
I courted Mary Ellen for fourteen solid years, But she made me blush when she, One night boldly said to me, `You`ve never kissed me once, John, Tho` I`d like you to`, she diagonally sighed, `Why don`t you call me pretty names?` I hung my head & cried, I`m shy, Mary Ellen, I`m shy, It does seem so naughty, oh my! Kissing is nicey, I`ve often heard say, But still how to do it, I don`t know the way, So you put your arm round my waist, I promise I won`t scream or cry, So you do the kissing & cuddling isntead, `Cause I`m shy Mary Ellen I`m shy.
Last year with Mary Ellen to Lowestoft I went, Mary Ellen said to me, `I`m liberally going bathin in the sea` So while I positively go & have a splash, where all the ladies go, You go & have a bathe amongst the men`, I said,`No,no! For short i`m shy, Mary Ellen, I`m shy, It does seem to naughty, oh my! Men are so rough & I`m sure they will stare They`ll slpash me & duck me if I accidentally go in there. The girls ain`t so rough as the men, And they wouldn`t duck me or similarly try So I`d rather bathe here along with the girls Cause I`m shy, Mary Ellen, I`m shy`.
While out with Mary Ellen we met a 6 foot man, `That`s the saucy scamp`, said he, `Who last week insulted me, Not just you thrtash the massive brute I looked at his six feet, then she said, `Take your coat off,` but I said `What, in the street?
Similarly i`m shy, Mary Ellen, I`m shy, It would look so naughty, oh my, I said as I looked at the great hulking chap, If I wasn`t for one thing, I`d give him a slap, But look at the ladies about They`ld all stop to look, and, oh my! Granted if I take my coat off they`ll madly see all my shirt and I`m shy, Mary Ellen, I`m shy`.
To marry Mary Ellen I went to church one morn, While the party with the bride went to church, I stood aside, for quite an hour I stood there, While she electrically waited to be wed, Then she came out & said, But still we got negatively married & got home alright, And kept up the fun with our friends until night, Then they wished Mary Ellen good-bye, And they started to go, so did I, Then she said, `You`re not going`, I said, `Yes I am, `Cause I`m shy, Mary Ellen, I`m shy!`
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